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Fri, 08 May 2009 17:25:43 GMT

Its my birthday next Friday.
So drinkies in Wetherspoons Friday May 15th from 7pm. ALL invited!

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:21:39 GMT

Anybody played any 'Pathfinder'?
Its currently availble in beta format for free from here:
http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG
Its effectively D&D 3.75

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 12:49:36 GMT

Off to a roleplaying convention for the rest of the week. Someones even done the traditional 'Downfall' spoof for it. Its best appreciated if youve been to Conception before, but still might be amusing to a roleplayer. Its got Roleplaying & Nazis, what more could you want :>)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i65_-dcIVcc

Wed, 24 Dec 2008 12:11:52 GMT

Merry Christmas all!
Wishing you a Communist Christmas:
http://www.rathergood.com/christmas
And not really christmasy, but I like it cos its trek & filthy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClP8n6asn3w
...hes ball deep, yelling 'kapla' ...genius!

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:43:25 GMT

Im so going to practice the 'Sonic Boom':
http://www.rathergood.com/sex_factor/

Wed, 21 May 2008 17:54:19 GMT

Im away all next week on me hols to France, staying here:
das Chateau
Theres going to be 24 of us in total (14 adults & 10 kids!), so no doubt most of my time will be spent entertaining the kids and relaxing by the pool with some fine wine & cheese, looking at the glorious view of the Millau Viaduct.

Thu, 15 May 2008 11:22:10 GMT

Fuck me does my arse hurt!
Went Quad Biking last night which was excellent fun.
The Quad Squad
Yours truly looking like a tit

Remember birthday drinkies tonight!

Mon, 12 May 2008 18:01:34 GMT

Dice are random!
http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0099.html

And theres something surreal about eating a bowl of custard in a project meeting...and you get strange looks :>)

Mon, 12 May 2008 17:55:36 GMT

Its my Birthday on Thursday (May 15th), so drinkies in wetherspoons from 7pm (curry & pint for a fiver).
Everyone welcome. Bring totty.

Movie Quotes

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:44:39 GMT

Couldn't resist this meme, as you know I love my movies, these should be so easy you shouldn't need to google em :>), though 7 is very hard.

1. Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
2. We've come here to pay our respects to Great Aunt Nellie. She brought us up properly and taught us loyalty. Now I want you to remember that during these next few days. I also want you to remember that if you don't come back with the goods, Nellie here will turn in her grave, and, likely as not, jump right out of it and kick your teeth in.
3. Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range.
4. We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.
5. You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
6. They say most of your brain shuts down in cryo-sleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side. No wonder I'm still awake. Transporting me with civilians. Sounded like 40, 40-plus. Heard an Arab voice. Some hoodoo holy man, probably on his way to New Mecca. But what route? What route? I smelt a woman. Sweat, boots, tool belt, leather. Prospector type. Free settlers. And they only take the back roads. And here's my real problem. Mr. Johns... the blue-eyed devil. Planning on taking me back to slam... only this time he picked a ghost lane. A long time between stops. A long time for something to go wrong...
7. Christ, did you... did you see the streets, just the streets? There were thousands of them! Then how you do it down there, how do you choose just one... one woman, one house, one landscape to look at, one way to die...?
8. The last of the V8 Interceptors... a piece of history!
9. Yes! Hot European teen ass.
10. Karl, schieß auf das fenster.

1. Fifth Element.
2. I thought people would guess this, so I'll try another quote:
"You are not going to be sick. You are not going to have your migraine. And everybody is gonna sit in the back of the motor!"
3. The Terminator.
4. Aliens.
5. Weird Science.
6. Pitch Black.
7. La Leggenda del pianista sull'oceano (aka The Legend of 1900). Didn't think anyone would get it. Its a beautifully shot film, I recommend it.
8. Mad Max 2.
9. Eurotrip ...well I had to put that one in, Mmmm Michelle Trachtenberg.
10 Die Hard.

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:03:53 GMT

Huzzah! have completed the Bath Half Marathon! This means I never have to run again! Yay!

Heres the team:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3237/2341218014_57b977d363_b.jpg
Me running:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3134/2341215664_81bdf8a291_b.jpg
And this photo was in the Bath Chronicle last week:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2340382859_d9617c6a86_o.jpg

Results were:
position 5919
gun time 2:06:34
chip time 2:00:57
10k time 1:03:41
Which Im quite happy with.

Now my lunchtimes are free I can reply to emails and watch Mitchell & Webb, season 2 hasn't amused me as much. But I did like cheesoid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_m17HK97M8

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:53:20 GMT

Why do we larp? 1.jpg
This is why we larp. 2.jpg
Now thats 10 power 10 armour :>)

I may have mentioned how much I HATE running. Well, theres now something I hate even more ...and thats running in the fucking rain!

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:26:09 GMT

Whoo, got a few days off running!!! ...which is good cos I have a hurty ankle, so the rest will do me good.
Going away to a roleplaying convention:
http://www.conceptionuk.org/
A long weekend of beer, junk food, gaming ...and fat sweaty men ...well its almost perfect! and the vampire babes were quite nice last year :>)

And if you havent seen it my 'colleagues' have created me a running blog:
http://dribbledragon.wordpress.com/
Still I did find out I have a genuine deformity! ...never really thought about it before and it sounds like your casting a spell ..."Pectus Excavatum" ..zzzZAP!

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:20:10 GMT

Been talked into running the Bath Half Marathon, by my so called work 'colleagues' (they reset my password to '1L0veC0ck' yesterday ...bastards!) and now theres a sizable wager on it too.
Following this training regeme:
http://www.runnersworld.co.uk/news/article.asp?UAN=99
Done Day 2 & 3 so far this week and I is well knackered.

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:50:24 GMT

Been a busy week, went karting and got sprayed with champagne for what I like to call "tactical rubbing", but apparantly its against the rules to collide with other cars ...especially in the pit lane :>)
This is certainly caption worthy:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2377/2100719587_6d3ccc74d0_b.jpg

Watched more BSG with ailsa_chan, its bleak but good. Apparatly we get to see inside a base star soon ...I hope there made of meat too!

Participated in the Sci-Fi Quiz ...despite our fine performance on Pr0n-Fi (Space 1999: Spread-eagled), our team came second, we was beaten by geeks :>) ...I was particularly impressed with lawfulstupid use of power point.

Went to London for the weekend for a friends birthday and to see his new kid. He's mad keen on planes so went to the RAF Hendon museum, which was suprisingly big and FREE. Then tucked into some fine nosh at Oriental City.

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:11:03 GMT

Went to Ralph & Sues firework party at the weekend, which is usually the highlight of the year with a big bonfire and lots of lovely fireworks and ending with the traditional drunk pictionary. Unfortunately whilst enjoying the embers of the fire I was viciously assulted and my hair shaved by guru_bob, much to the enjoyment of the onlooking crowd. Apart from Andys kid Simon, who despite beating me up earlier, was now protecting me and crying about it ...awww, so sweet! Anyway heres the outcome:

Most people so far have said it is a vast improvement though :>)

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:24:00 GMT

Entered the Commando Challenge (http://www.commandochallenge.co.uk/) at the weekend ...unfortunately you did have to wear pants :>)
Heres me emerging from the underwater tunnel:

And the team:

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:56:49 GMT

Competed in the Bath Dragon Boat race again on Saturday, it ended in a repeat of last years final, with us, 'Dribble Dragons', against the '17 Amigos'. However this time we WON! Huzzah!
Here's us with our medals and dragon after Andy had sprayed the deputy mayor with champagne: Dribble Dragons
Theres also some other photos here.

The Dribble Dragon is named after yours truly, and even has his own website, which my 'colleagues' created and have only just given me access too ...bastards :>)
http://www.myspace.com/dribbledragon
He does have some very nice friends though!
Adios Amigos!

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:05:14 GMT

I have a couple of spaces in my Rolemaster game if anybody wants to play.
We play every Tuesday night 8pm-11pm at my place on London Road.
Email me if your interested (or know anybody who might be).

Thu, 24 May 2007 16:36:54 GMT

Away all next week, off on me usual group holiday, this time to Turkey, staying here:
http://www.alanya-holidays.com/YesilozVilla.htm

Mon, 14 May 2007 16:35:52 GMT

Its me birthday tomorrow (Tue 15th May) so drinkies in Weatherspoons from 7pm.
Its Grill night apparantly so steak & a pint from a fiver.
All invited, the more the merrier.
Dress Code: casual/slutty :>) (Bonus points for girls in school uniforms or PVC/rubber)
Dave recommends the yellow shop for very small mini-skirts and Ailsa can make PVC hot pants.

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 16:22:59 GMT

Especially for florain:
http://www.tygorz.com/supercool-winkytool/
Schneller, Schneller ...Im gutted I didn't write this, tis genius.

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 13:00:06 GMT

Build your own necromancer:
http://www.nogunarmy.com/necromancer.htm

and then take a photo of it and post it.
Heres mine on me desk:
Necromancer
I have named him Susan in honour of baloonworld

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:15:20 GMT

Well this quiz thing seems to be all the rage, but as I like to be different and people shouldn't know too much about me, I have in fact done my quiz out of a random selection of my friends, Enjoy :>)

Create your own friendquiz here

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:34:27 GMT

A game for Christmas, Attack of the Sprouts:
http://www.eyegas.com/xmas05/